Friday, June 24, 2016

Sparky





December 22 2015


Yay! My daddy got me a new cute little puppy. Hes just a fur ball with ice blue eyes. I'm so happy right now. I'll name him sparky

December 25 2015

It's Christmas! I got many presents today but the best present of all is sparky! It feels so good having a real baby brother, although this is a hairy one

December 28 2015

Sparky is growing fast! Hes gained a couple pounds since I got him. At this rate he'll turn into whale, not a dog!

January  1 2016

Happy new year! If I could wish for one thing in this new year, is to always be with sparky, forever and ever!

January 9 2016

Something a little strange I've notice. Sparky doesn't bark, in fact, he doesn't make any sounds at all! I asked mommy and daddy about this, but they say its normal.

The Girl Of My Dreams






 I remember when we fell in love. She was getting off the bus as i followed. Her thin frame so delicate, beautiful locks of gold blew in the air as the crisp night breeze parted her long silky mane of hair. sighing deeply, Seeming tired from a long day of work, it didn't detract from her beauty. Its the same routine i had observed numerous times before, never having the courage to approach her, but tonight was different. I was determined to let my existence be known.  


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

3 Hardest Video Games I Have Ever Played


I love video games, ever since I was a little kid I have been obsessed with them. From aimlessly running round in the psychedelic world of Mario land, to shooting cops and killing hookers in grand theft auto.  Video games are an outlet for us to escape our reality.  It doesn’t matter that in the real world you are a fat neckbeard with greasy fingers and a double chin, because, in the game you can be a hero in shining armor or the same kiss less virgin you have always been, if you do choose of course. But up next, are the games that were so difficult, they would burst our bubbles of fabricated virtual reality, and send your fat, bulbous bodies, back to mother’s basement and lock the doors in total desperation.  

#1. BattleToads


  Released in 1991 for the Nintendo Entertainment System (nes), battletoads was a complete rip-off of “the mutant ninja turtles”.  Staring three talking toads, creatively named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple. Battletoads is the game that created the beat `em up genre.  The game relied on the player to have super human reflexes to perform ever increasingly difficult tasks, augmented by the fact that you were given a set number of lives that were difficult to replenish, and if lost, would send the player back to the beginning of the game!

Thursday, May 29, 2014

4 Animals That Will Kill You For Pleasure


  As the centuries passed, we humans began to lose our fear of the natural world.  Now that we live in giant metropolises, surrounded by technology and concrete, the only thing to watch out for is sitting on a hepatitis infused needle or the giant hunks of fast moving metallic death on four wheels we call cars.  Up next are 4 animals that simply don’t give a rat’s ass about you and your iPhone.  They won’t judge you, they only want your juicy bits.


#1. Dolphins
                                   



  Bottle-nose dolphins are among the most intelligent creatures on planet earth. They live in large groups called ‘pods’ and like to eat fish I think, well I don’t know I’m not a fancy marine biologist or Kanye west. Being the highly intelligent and social creatures that they are, Dolphins hunt in groups, Orchestrating complex hunting strategies like ramming into things and shooting bubbles at fish.